The Wrong Way to Eat

The world is a surprisingly vast place. It's full of so many people with extremely different backgrounds and even more varieties of opinions. Because of this we can learn about so many new, interesting, and delightful things. Especially when it comes to food. People come up with some very strong, and sometimes odd opinions regarding food. People have opinions on different food combinations (such as ketchup on eggs or dipping chicken nuggets in chocolate milkshakes), how you need to eat certain foods (like eating pizza starting with the crust vs the gooey center), and even the proper way to prepare certain foods. It's interesting how many opinions are there about food, but sometimes it feels like some people purposely do things the wrong way, just to make everyone else annoyed. For example, those insane people who pour the milk before they pour their cereal. I mean, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND MAKES CEREAL LIKE THAT?! It just doesn't make sense, unless they are doing it to make everyone else angry.

The only time that I think that is acceptable is when they're finishing their first bowl and they have that inevitable conundrum where they have left over milk, so they get more. However, in what universe does it make sense to do that outside of that. It's just complete nonsense! Those people are WEIRD. Like I have met plenty of people who have strange eating preferences, but I don't know of anyone who willingly will admit to eating their cereal like that.

Although, I guess that there are plenty of strange people out there. Just like there are plenty of strange foods out there as well. And I know that different cultures have different traditions that may seem weird to others. Like Canada and their bagged milk nonsense. But there are just some things that you do not mess with and pouring the cereal first is one of them. You don’t eat a hamburger with a spoon do you? So, why would you pour the liquid first? It's just so ridiculous!

The fastest way to no longer be considered my friend would be to tell me that you pour the milk first. Although, that's only if you were able to convince me that you were serious and were not messing with me. And if I just saw you casually doing it, I would walk straight out of the room, because I would be convinced that there is something wrong with you and that you may have even lost your mind, because WHY?! 

Again, I know that everyone is different and we all have different preferences, but that is something that I can just not accept. So, if you are one of those people please take a moment to reconsider your life choices or maybe just don’t eat cereal anymore? Go make yourself some oat meal or eat pizza or something. Speaking of pizza, I will say this, pineapple on pizza isn’t actually that bad, so maybe go try that instead?